Well there’s me, twinsmummy, 30 something and British. A mummy of 3, rapidly losing her sanity in the name of motherhood.
Then there’s my husband. He’d rather I didn’t mention him at all so I’ll keep it simple. He exists!
My son, 5 and 3/4s. Year 1 at primary school though he informs me he’ll soon be called by Yoda to Jedi Knight training. I just hope we get a rebate on the school fees.
My twins, 14 month old non-identical girls. Twin 1 is ‘the blonde’, Twin 2 ‘the brunette’. So amazing, yet so exhausting.
My lovely Filipina helper, Joy. And she is…. a joy, that is.
The fish. Don’t ask. Currently we have 3. It could all change tomorrow.

is this you?…. from all those years ago of our graduate drinking days in beautiful Coventry? (This is Rach – was Snow…now Robson)
I LOVE your blog site – makes me laugh out loud. You sound like you’re making perfect sense of the craziness of being a Mummy!
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Ssshhhh… don’t let on we once lived in Coventry… we’ll never live it down! Great to hear from you xx
The title of your blog captured my attention as I use to have to say this all the time! I would often get to the point (usually when beyond exhausted!) that I would reply to the question, “Are they twins?” with, “No. They are six months apart.” This usually made me laugh as I watched them try to figure it out. : ) I too have non-identical twin girls…one blonde…one dark blonde to brunette. What an amazing journey it has been! I look forward to reading more of your posts…thoroughly enjoyed reading your blog today.
Thanks very much. Glad you found me! I’m glad I’m not the only one!!
Ah. If only I’d been patient and read this one too, then I wouldn’t have asked about the fish on the first “About” page I read.